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Journal Entry: Thu Mar 27, 2014, 12:24 PM




 Me: "You are so distinguished and sophisticated :3. "

Mom: "What?"

Me: "I'm talking to the dog <_< ..... what a handsome senior you are :3.  You're fluff is so fluffy, and that piece of cookie in your beard might look slovenly on other people, but you make it work :3"

Mom: "I can't hear you.."

Me: " I'm still talking to the dog.

...and is that a new shampoo? It smells amazing. How does it feel to be so fabulous all the time, and be adored by everyone? Does it get tedious? I hear fame can really take a toll on the beautiful.."


Mom: " o___O...are you?"

Me: "...yes. I am still talking to the dog -_-."

Mom: " He's a twit who ate my ham sandwich >:["


lol I'm at my parents because I went to the hospital with my mother for her check up ( she was pretty sick the past 7 months, but is doing excellent now~).  And there is NOTHING to do here o__@. NOTHING.

I mean, I'm painting...but other than that, a deer at my window once in awhile, and my dog, it's death here.


WHAT'S EVERYONE"S FAVOURITE DESSERT TYPE FOOD?

I have an affinity for shukurimu:

Shuuuuu by K-Koji

This is my dog that ate my mom's ham sandwich:

Potatooooo by K-Koji


yeah I haven't been sleeping a lot o_@. LOL I have insomnia a lot...can you tell? D:

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:iconhunting-wolf:
Hunting-wolf Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Ahaha, lovely conversation! Glad to hear your mother is better :)
About the dog, he looks like he'd like another sandwich ^^
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alexmancerx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
Um um... I like yogurt with fruit? Is that a good dessert? xD
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
 sounds healthy :3

 I eat that for breakfast sometimes
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alexmancerx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
I tend to forget to eat breakfast... a lot. That's probably a bad thing. xD
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madamemcm Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014

He is SO cute! So glad to hear your Mom is feeling better!

I have the same conversation but I am usually on the phone with my Mom.  She will ask me to hold on a second.  I am chatting away making a complete ass of myself...

Who’s the fluffy love muffin?

Oh yes…who is such a pretty girl, yes you are my fluffy Princess Powder Puff…

“snort”

“Mom??”

“Yes…are you talking to Kiku?  She is a snoring methane gas machine…”

“No she’s not - she is my delicate little flower fluffy dog.”

“You have issues…”

Favorite dessert: Strawberry Rhubarb pie

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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
 :XD: aww yeah that all sounds normal to me lol
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MakoHeadrush Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haaaaaa.    You sound like me.  :XD:   My husband will think I'm talking to him when I'm cooing over the dog, and I'll be thinking "Of course I'm not talking to you...I would never offer you belly rubs, and Elvis listens better, anyway."   I saw an episode of Portlandia where this couple is all "we're nicer to the dog than we are to each other - we really should change that!"  So, they start talking to each other like they would the dog, and the woman ends up making the guy beg for cookies and stuff, hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper when he invites friends over without asking, etc.   Eh, I thought it was funny....you'd have to see it, I guess.  :lol:  

I'm glad your mom is feeling better.  :heart: 
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pyroute Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This entry is almost as good as my profile picture. 
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 I dont understand

 is this a way to get me to look at your profile?
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:iconpyroute:
pyroute Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
no 

but ur art is amazing 
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 thanks
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Yamis-Lady Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww, your dog is cute >///<
is this a shih tzu?
and it's good, that your mother is well again!!
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 yeah he's a shih tzu
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Yamis-Lady Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cute =)
Some years ago we had also one ♥
And she ate everything, too XD
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mdu-ntr Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
I burst out laughing at you're Mum's comment about him being a twit.

Gotta love insomnia. @.@
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 I laughed at it too lol
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Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, also.  Steven and I have finally found a dog we can agree on, it's hypoallergenic (for me) and a REAL sized dog, not a barking slipper (for Steven).  We're getting a Samoyed!! Not sure when though, probably a year or so, when we buy a house.  FEAR THE CUTE!! img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6348…
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Denahi Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
What, are Samoyeds good for allergic people? I have dog allergy, but have always wanted to get one...
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Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, Samoyeds are very low dander dogs. Good for allergies.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 Oh I know that type of dog, they're really cute.

 I guess Piki would qualify as a barking slipper.
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Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, he's an exception to the barking slipper rule, cos he's acheived God status XD
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
 well yeah ;P

 I wouldnt care if anyone considered him a barking slipper. For one, he never barks w/o purpose.

 2. He's the incarnation of majesty 8D
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Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You think you have it tough?  Try living in Kiwiland.  And not JUST Kiwiland, I live in the one place in Kiwiland where old people come to die O___O
The boredom is of epidemic proportions XD
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silvermoon442 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's great that your mom is doing better! And your dog is adorable. :3 Mine is insanely fluffy too. He's an American Eskimo so he's basically a white furball with legs.
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LadyJuxtaposition Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Praying for your mom to get better. And your dog is just adorable! :D *imagines him eating a ham sandwich, oh nom nom nom*
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
 oh my mom is doing a lot better, thanks :3
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LadyJuxtaposition Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You're welcome! :)
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PetitLucifer Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Epic!! :la:
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atOmincbunneh Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Hey, I'm glad your mom is feeling better, I wish her continued good health!
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Thank you :hug:
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Torahime98 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL for me it's the other way around, my mom talks to the dog and I am the one giving her crazy looks XD
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EzmeAG98 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah I love your mother so much cx I also talk to my dog and my mother always looks at me like I've lost my mind xD which I probably have.
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FoxMaiden04 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD that made me smile. My min pin is a momma's boy that if I leave for an hour to go to town or a day to friends house he will not eat, drink or go outside to the bathroom O_o. When I talk to him his little nub wags and he either cooes, nuzzles me, or howls ^-^
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 yeah my dog above has separation anxiety. He's ok as long as one of his family members is home- but he hates ever being left alone D:
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FoxMaiden04 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww XD he's cute though, and I normally don't like dogs with wrinkles or the beard thing.
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Wow. The dessert you posted looks AMAZING. I don't have a favorite dessert type really. I adore lots of kinds. Although, Baklava has got to be pretty close to the top.

Is that your puppy? He's s cuuuutttteeee! :squee: Your mom's comment was funny. Lol. Don't leave your food in puppy reach!

Sorry you're so bored! :huggle:
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 He isnt my new puppy, hes my other dog Piki. He's almost 14~ and he barks at my mom for her food because he knows she's the most likely to give it to him xD
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Oh he looked so tiny!

LOL. Her bad then. :rofl:
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 Well he's incredibly handsome and only 15lbs XD

 and 4 lbs of that is extra chunk...
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
He is very handsome :meow:

Hahaha. From your mother, I presume? :P
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 from everyone :XD:
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
:rofl: Wellll.... he's pretty darn cute. Who could resist that face?
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 certainly not I :ohnoes:

 I just make sure all his snacks are healthier <<. So we bake his ccookies and I make them all organic with healthy ingedients XD. So.. it's a healthy pudge?
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ingechan Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
the dog is so adorable :333
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RacktheJipper Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Go to sleep. Lack of sleep causes odd thoughts >_> I should know, that's where most of my stories come from.

Also he is looking adorable and guilty. I bet he enjoyed that sandwich. Happy to hear she's doing better, and try not to die of boredom~
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
 Thanks :hug:
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BasicVanilla Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Chocolate chocolate and more chocolate... I MEAN- VANILLA! Vanilla!  Like Creme Brulee =w=
Though with my allergies i can't eat my favorites anymore otherwise  it would be vanilla icecream,brownies ,or carrot cake :heart:
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dieJodis Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
hmmm...

A fresh baked waffle with cream and hot morello cherrys.
Like this:Luffy Emoji (In love ((Food)) [V2]  www.mongout.de/wp-content/mong…
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
that looks amazing :o
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Bloodnale Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ahm... my favorite dessert

that would be, ahm...

a fruitsorbet

I had it once in a restaurant & I LOVED it

with fresh fruit and icecream :love:

yummy
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