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dog lol

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 27, 2014, 12:24 PM

 Me: "You are so distinguished and sophisticated :3. "

Mom: "What?"

Me: "I'm talking to the dog <_< ..... what a handsome senior you are :3.  You're fluff is so fluffy, and that piece of cookie in your beard might look slovenly on other people, but you make it work :3"

Mom: "I can't hear you.."

Me: " I'm still talking to the dog.

...and is that a new shampoo? It smells amazing. How does it feel to be so fabulous all the time, and be adored by everyone? Does it get tedious? I hear fame can really take a toll on the beautiful.."

Mom: " o___O...are you?"

Me: "...yes. I am still talking to the dog -_-."

Mom: " He's a twit who ate my ham sandwich >:["

lol I'm at my parents because I went to the hospital with my mother for her check up ( she was pretty sick the past 7 months, but is doing excellent now~).  And there is NOTHING to do here o__@. NOTHING.

I mean, I'm painting...but other than that, a deer at my window once in awhile, and my dog, it's death here.


I have an affinity for shukurimu:

Shuuuuu by K-Koji

This is my dog that ate my mom's ham sandwich:

Potatooooo by K-Koji

yeah I haven't been sleeping a lot o_@. LOL I have insomnia a lot...can you tell? D:

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Hunting-wolf Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Ahaha, lovely conversation! Glad to hear your mother is better :)
About the dog, he looks like he'd like another sandwich ^^
alexmancerx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
Um um... I like yogurt with fruit? Is that a good dessert? xD
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
 sounds healthy :3

 I eat that for breakfast sometimes
alexmancerx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
I tend to forget to eat breakfast... a lot. That's probably a bad thing. xD
madamemcm Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014

He is SO cute! So glad to hear your Mom is feeling better!

I have the same conversation but I am usually on the phone with my Mom.  She will ask me to hold on a second.  I am chatting away making a complete ass of myself...

Who’s the fluffy love muffin?

Oh yes…who is such a pretty girl, yes you are my fluffy Princess Powder Puff…



“Yes…are you talking to Kiku?  She is a snoring methane gas machine…”

“No she’s not - she is my delicate little flower fluffy dog.”

“You have issues…”

Favorite dessert: Strawberry Rhubarb pie

K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
 :XD: aww yeah that all sounds normal to me lol
MakoHeadrush Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haaaaaa.    You sound like me.  :XD:   My husband will think I'm talking to him when I'm cooing over the dog, and I'll be thinking "Of course I'm not talking to you...I would never offer you belly rubs, and Elvis listens better, anyway."   I saw an episode of Portlandia where this couple is all "we're nicer to the dog than we are to each other - we really should change that!"  So, they start talking to each other like they would the dog, and the woman ends up making the guy beg for cookies and stuff, hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper when he invites friends over without asking, etc.   Eh, I thought it was'd have to see it, I guess.  :lol:  

I'm glad your mom is feeling better.  :heart: 
pyroute Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014   Digital Artist
This entry is almost as good as my profile picture. 
K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
 I dont understand

 is this a way to get me to look at your profile?
pyroute Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014   Digital Artist

but ur art is amazing 
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