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Oh, the Blatent Whoring

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 17, 2013, 10:59 AM




So, you're going to a convention, it's a casual day for you, but you would rather dress up like a Kardashian and hang yourself rather than show up without expressing your love for a certain fandom. Well how about a snazzy new shirt? Could Zack Fair help? society6.com/KKoji/Zack-Fair_T… or are you more gothic and need to show up everyone with Undertaker? society6.com/KKoji/Undertaker_…? Decisions, decisions. The geeks who aren't hating on you out of envy, will mercilessly hit on you after seeing you sport these fantastic togs! :la: society6.com/KKoji/tshirts (you can customize your own colours too!)

"But Koji" you say, "I have this elaborately lovely costume I'm wearing :[ ! A T-shirt over a green chocobo outfit would make me the laughing stock!".
Now now, dear heart. It will be ok. For perhaps you could carry all those freebies and flyers or hell, even your lunch in a fabulous Koji Tote bag? So MANY to choose from! society6.com/KKoji/bags . Did I mention you're a monster if you use plastic anymore?

 Still, life is expensive. I know, I often awake at 3am, and have a panic attack worrying if I'll end up at a cardboard box on teh corner of Yonge and Wellesley. Is it about finances? Perhaps, but it's also that I want to show my fandom proudly, but need an inexpensive way to do it! I don't have $20 to throw at some buffoon I follow on the interwebz! I don't even know if he's sane half the time. My mom thinks he's creepy.
 I understand. And that's why I have the answer; BUTTONS and Keychains. What an inexpensive way to enjoy life! I mean, put a button of Grell Sutcliff on your knapsack, or Genesis, and REALLY give that man with the lazy eye and drooling problem who checks you out on the subway something to stare at for a change! www.zazzle.ca/kojiart/buttons?…

 But you better guard those keychains and buttons. They are precious, and someone might steal them >:[.

and did I mention that they're MAGIC? :iconwooooplz:

So your next problem is that you LOVE these products so much, that you want an inexpensive way to corrupt your friends and family to your fantasy world. Well don't you worry, child. Koji has made...*brace yourself* KAWAII STICKERS . You get a whole sheet of 20 stickers! Grell in a hearts! Sephy in a hearts! Spread the joy of your insanity everywhere you go! Stick them to your books, or letters- or your friends foreheads! : www.zazzle.ca/kojiart/home+gif…
They also make great, inexpensive gifts :iconturkschoirplz:

"But Koji, I'm kind of a traditional person... what if I want something no one else has?"

 Gackt can't hear his fangirls..... by DogFreak108

I hear you.
So I will then direct you to the very fashionable dish towels with your beloved art on them :3.  And did I mention the pillows? You're guests will be fighting to slobber all over these, when the only slobber that belongs on them is YOURS and your friends are freeloaders if they think any differently >:[ : society6.com/KKoji/pillows

BUT DUMBASS, I AM SO TRADITIONAL THAT I JUSt WANT A FRICKIN' POSTER funny gif by Luckygay

I understand. If you would like a 16 x 22 poster of *any of my work, please send me a Note. I will send them to you myself, and JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU- Shipping to everyone in the US for posters is 50% for the next week :icongrellfangirlsplz:

 Kuroshitsuji: Undertaker by K-KojiKuroshitsuji: Grell Sutcliff by K-KojiSebastian Michaelis by K-KojiHey Pewdie by K-KojiOpera Star by K-KojiGENESIS by K-KojiVincent Valentine by K-KojiGeneral Sephiroth by K-Koji


and Koji is a desperate whore, don't judge me. It's not easy  :iconcryforeverplz:

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:iconcasadrat06:
casadrat06 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Yay Zazzle!
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
is it possible to just commission a drawing? ^^;
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
my commission information was on my profile :XD:

Here: [link]

but I don't offer just line drawings if that's what you're looking for :/ ( my sketches are too messy lol )
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sekkechi Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
oh oops, i'm sorry

no, line drawings i can do myself ^^; i wouldn't ask someone else to do something that was in my own capabilities.
you skills though are amazing ^^ and i would love to see one of my characters drawn in your style, to see what they'd look like in their fully glory that i just can't draw right
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
oh np :hug:

Thank you!
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:iconsekkechi:
sekkechi Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
when will your commissions be open again?

and your welcome ^^
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Hmm..I'm not so sure tbh ^^;. I have one left on this list. I also alternate them with doing stuff irl (that I dont post) and stuff for myself to keep me sane (mostly).
It's best to keep an eye out for my journal, I post when I have a few free slots in there :nod:

I'll probably open a few in a month
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sekkechi Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
alrighty :) i'll be keeping an eye on you then. consider yourself watched
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Cissnei Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
I love this journal entry even more each time I read it... :XD:
I'll definitely be getting the Genesis pillow cover! (maybe something with Lavi on it too...) :3 So awesome!!! X3
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Oh, I didnt put Lavi on anything. Im not sure why- I didnt think people liked that one so much. But if you'd want anything with that, just let me know :hug:
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:iconcissnei:
Cissnei Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Thanks! I will let you know next time I'm looking :)
For now I've ordered the Genesis pillow cover! Can't wait! :XD:
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
thank you very much :huggle:
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:iconshadoweclipse44:
ShadowEclipse44 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
This makes me so happy
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:iconplumbunnies:
plumbunnies Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, Koji. People need to pay more attention to see what other creative advertising you come up with next. ;p
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:iconfanan-nusayr:
fanan-nusayr Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist
where is reno where is he
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madamemcm Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
If it is whoring then by God its HIGH END whoring...be proud of your mad pimpin skills. I am proud to be one of your Johns...there I said it!
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
lol xD
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:icondarwinsmishap:
DarwinsMishap Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL- Love the advert! A great way to whore out product! Well done.
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:iconshadowhaloedangel:
ShadowHaloedAngel Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student General Artist
I wish I had the money for these things, I really do :/
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:iconmierin-eronaile:
mierin-eronaile Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
this makes me wanna buy something just for the time and effort you put into writing this, if nothing else :)

i am broke these days but i'll buy stuff from you whenever i can because i love your art and i want you to survive so you can draw more of those amazing pictures :love:

and hey, so what if you market a little? there is nothing wrong in that ^^
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
artists have to market just like everyone else lol
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:iconmierin-eronaile:
mierin-eronaile Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
yupp
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FantasyFinale12 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh! I love your T-shirts and whatnot! XD If I could buy them I totally would! But of course I'd need permission from parents....and money lol.
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sugarislife28 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:shakefist: curse you empty wallet!!!!
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Dark-SpectrumDS Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I'll understand. By the way, I will totally buy some stuff from you sometime, even if it's just a t-shirt! I really like your art and style including a lot of the characters you draw since I'm also a Final Fantasy fan, etc. :heart:

It shouldn't matter that this journal is in the portal now. It's under "personal" so it seems fair to me, haha.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Oh I unclicked the option to have it in the portal lol. SO it's not anymore.

I'm just not up for trolling today :/

Thanks! :heart:
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Dark-SpectrumDS Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, okay. You're welcome! :D
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riku4 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm... I can definitely afford something out of what you sell once I get started at my new job. I will need to wait a few months to work out a budget though before I even think about buying anything that we don't need.
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
P.S. Your balant whoring is in the journal portal again
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
oh ffs...time to unclick that. Thanks for letting me know.. thats why I get idiotic comments sometimes
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome & I'm not surprised.
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Kami5885 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I will never judge you. I wish i could go...GAH!!!! I WANTS TO BUY EVERYTHING FROM YOUR STALL....

on a side note....oh gackt-sama you darling you....
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DarkJanet Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gee, what happened?
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
What do you mean? o_O
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:icondarkjanet:
DarkJanet Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I meant your items. :/
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
nvm.. you found my journal in the portal didnt you? :stare:
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:icondarkjanet:
DarkJanet Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course. Sorry about disturbing you.
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I don't suppose you could be more specific? I checked and they're all there. SOme have slightly grungy borders so they blend better with fabric as opposed to being a static square, but other than that- they're there.

care to expand?
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Momoakaally9 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If I had money. I'd definitely buy something from you. But sadly, I'm far from rich. These look awesome, and I'm sure you'll get many customers anyway. And hey, who cares? Advertising is legal right?
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I hope so.

Though not many people actually buy anything xD. ( artists have to try tho! )
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:iconmomoakaally9:
Momoakaally9 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. That's true.
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Denahi Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Oh, I would love to (especially since I use those stupid tote bags EVERYWHERE, simply because I destroy bags in a rapid pace, and there is no point buying expensive leather ones simply for that reason), but I'm worried I'll end up in a cardboard box, too... But, at least it's spring. Won't be so cold in the streets!
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UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
You know what I want?

This journal acted on youtube, in an informercial, lols.
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
:XD: oh that would be obnoxious lol
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, it NEEDS to be done.
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:iconultimamage578:
UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I think it would be funny. With like little clips and everything.
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:iconlady-avalon:
Lady-Avalon Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
If I knew how to insert images, I would totally do it. With my poshest British accent. And with Koji's permission, of course ♥
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Scintillant-H Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013   General Artist
perfect... perfect, dude----find a way to do that!! I'd offer my services in said field if I wasn't an ignorant moron about youtube :giggle: it's all I can do to click "play" XDD

but yes--this needs to happen on youtube!!
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KatelynJayne Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ahhh this is awesome! I love how you worded it, and now I am definitly looking into your shop. Keep up the great work, I love seeing what you come up with :D
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
lol thanks :XD:
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