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(below ismy obnoxious holiday ad)


:iconxmasballs01plz::iconxmasballs02plz::iconxmasballs01plz::iconxmasballs02plz:

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 Yes, It is in fact that time of year! Time for Artist's to shamelessly pimp their crap out in hope someone will value it as a Christmas gift idea :icongiftplz:

:iconfabulousplz:

:iconfacepalmplz::iconsaysplz: "Bloody hell, man. I'm still coasting high on the fumes of Halloween" Dancing Pumkin head 3 by ZoraSteam

I know dear child. I know. However if you've been breathing for at least 10 years, you should know that Christmas in all it's obnoxious, seizure-inducing glory starts the MINUTE you eat your first piece of Halloween candy, regardless of whether you celebrate it or not! !
 :iconcolorfulsparklesplz: KFC Chicken Dance (I luv dis) [V1] by Jerikuto:iconcolorfulsparklesplz:

Playful Kiss: Faint by MiaowKat:iconsaysplz: Fine then. What are you trying to sell me, Koji? Just get it over with"

I'm not selling! I'm enticing! I'm allowing you to participate in something wonderful, something beyond description, gifts that will make everyone you come into contact with feel like they OWE you because your gift was better than theirs!:iconxmassantaclausplz: Creepy stare by ZoraSteam:iconxmassantaclausplz:

:iconclaudeplz::iconsaysplz: "Well that last plz was creepy. But fine. make your tacky, sales pitch and get off of my monitor."

You Got it! Now, with moar glitter!:iconcolorfulsparklesplz::iconcolorfulsparklesplz: :iconfabulousplz::iconcolorfulsparklesplz::iconcolorfulsparklesplz:

AsianFusionblanket3 by K-Koji Dragonkeeper1 by K-KojiSebastianblanket2 by K-KojiKuroshitsujibed1 by K-Kojiundertaker by K-KojiVincead by K-Koji

hey baby by AddMedia

How do you like them apples?

Exo : Kai Laughing by FallThruStardust :iconsaysplz:" Not bad, Koji, This is not the worst advertisement I've ever seen. Sure, it's garish, tacky, and shameless, but not awful."

Well then I hope you consider my humble crap if you know any little fangirls, or little fanboys who deserve something extra special this Christmas :icontree-christmas-plz:

You can check out all these items and more, in my Etsy Shop:


:iconasnowmanplz:www.etsy.com/ca/shop/BishiCent… :iconasnowmanplz:

Looking for something more Wall-mountable? Fear not! I have Prints (and mugs):iconyodawgplz:

ALl of which are $5 OFF + FREE world wide shipping until December 14th midnight1

:iconcolorfulsparklesplz: society6.com/kkoji?promo=2W798… :iconcolorfulsparklesplz:



:iconuguufaceplz::iconsaysplz: "Such awesometacular Christmasness!" :iconreindeerplz:


Well that's enough Pimpin' for one year, have a great Holiday season everyone! I'm going to go ice my wrist since it killed me to type this after my sprain  [EXO] Sad Luhan Emoticon by emojiprincess

you may feel sorry for me, and this poor starving shih tzu puppy sleepyYuki by K-Koji





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Sakura-ShinRa's avatar
I'm glad your Dad's doing well.  Without him, where would I get all those hilarious crane-collapsing related tales with which to awe and amuse people at parties? *Don't ask, people reading this, it's a loooong story* XD