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Blankies and dogs?

Journal Entry: Tue May 21, 2013, 8:16 AM




Even though summer is imminent, you often find yourself on your couch, watching Honey Boo Boo, thinking; "I'm rather chilly o_o. OMG I'M CHILLY." . :iconitscoldplz:
 As weak first-worlders, we would rather blast the air conditioning and bundle up then turn it down and rely on the earth to temperature regulate humanity.  
 Then you look to your left, and find a sub-standard looking male of the species sitting there beside you, nurturing his growing gut with his third can of beer, and complaining that you never watch what he wants to watch. :iconverynotimpressedplz: <___<
 What could instantly make you feel better both temperature wise, and company wise?

Why, an Undertaker blankie of course! :iconhurrhurrplz:. You can now watch Honey Boo Boo and literally, physically wrap yourself in life-size Undie love, while adding a layer of protection between you and that human sitting beside you.
For the love of God, don't share the blanket. Only your skin cells are good enough for this blanket.

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You can also sprawl over the blanket, and technically lie on him! Or tie it with a little elastic band around your shoulders and make a superhero cape!

**Please note, The Undertaker blanket I have in my Etsy shop atm, however, I can put any of my artwork on a blanket for you. Just send me a Note!

"OMG KOJI WHERE CAN I GET THIS AWESOME, CUDDLY, POLAR FLEECE BLANKET I LOVE SO MUCH AND WOULD RATHER BUY THEN HAVE THAT TOOTH CAPPED?" :iconpervyundertakerplz:

WHY IN MY ETSY SHOP RIGHT HERE: www.etsy.com/listing/151699861…

   But what is a Undertaker blanket without the matching throw pillow? Everyone LOVES throw pillows. There are only 5 so far, but if people like them, there shall be more! Soon, my store will have a double-sided pillow with Grell/Undie! Or Genesis/Seph! Of any artwork you like :heart:

The DOG loves the throw pillows. You love the throw pillows~ :iconrainbowwaveplz3:

  Back to the DOG loving the throw pillows. See how much YOU love throw pillows? :iconcheshiregrellplz:

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Which can be purchased, Yes! At my new Etsy shop where you will find other pillow case covers: www.etsy.com/listing/151790056…

"Gee Koji, this all is so overwhelming, and your dog is so cute! I realize this is totally random, but I have all these pencils and pens cluttering up my room and I'd love to store them in something functional, yet fashionable!"
  This is a job for Pencil cases! I only have 2 available for now, but you can have a Sephiroth Pencil case OR a Zack fair pencil case! In My new Etsy store:  www.etsy.com/listing/151795731…

 "Lastly, are you really mailing them yourself Koji? Will your DNA be on the package? Will you mail them with LOVE?"

Yes. Yes I will.  Now I'm not sure exactly what type of DNA you're looking for there, missy...but get your mind out of the gutter >:[

....or email me in private and I might part with...OH WAIT no, that would be silly.

MY SHOP: www.etsy.com/shop/BishiCentral…

Dog not included in any purchase.

:iconbravoplz:

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:iconfoulscreen:
foulscreen Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't buy any of these things, and I'd steer clear of your adorable fluffy chocolate and milk baby considering your clear warning,

but Wow.

You kind of advertise like the Satan himself. I should watch you.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
:B why thank you!
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NuMetalWolf Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
..............

Wait...... You sell....... Things???? (.______.)

Wow..... Love you man.... (o____o)
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BVBfallenangel12 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahhhh that's so amazing :)
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
I know isn't he handsome?

OH WAIT- you mean the blankets?

:XD: ( k, yeah I just luv my dog.. thanks! :hug: )
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BVBfallenangel12 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah, but undertaker is sexy :3 :faint:
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narutogoldylocks Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me laugh so hard xD Koji, you are too much. I wish I had money to buy your lovely items :'(
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
lol <3
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
LOL! I absolutely LOVE your advertising! It makes me laugh really hard. :meow:

'Will your DNA be on the package?' <--- This is a must. :P (kidding!)
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
XD :heart:

Yes. It comes with DNA.
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
Yesss! :iconstalkerplz: LOL.


(Yeah yeah. Late reply. dA hates me sometimes and I can't do anything. Literally)
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Naitmaere Featured By Owner May 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Does this mean if someone buys the lovely blanket before me it's not the last one in existence? ;o;
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
No it's not ;D

If it sells ( which I dunno, might be there awhile), just send me a Note if you want one :nod:
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Naitmaere Featured By Owner May 29, 2013   Digital Artist
OhLordyI'mSoGlad.

I might have enough in a week or two and have been pretty much like "No one bought it yet? Good."
xD

[/heartattack]
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Yaayyy :heart:

It actually looks really good irl. (Im just saying that because I wondered how well a blanket would turn out print wise, but its surprising)
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WickedJuti Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
Hahaha love your self-advertising. :D :D :D And the products of course awesome!
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
xD :heart:
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WickedJuti Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
Aaand faved you on Etsy, one day hope to have enough cash to buy the blanket, I love blankets :love: :heart:
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
thank you <3
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WickedJuti Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Professional General Artist
Btw, your prices are great! Didn't mean it's too expensive, no. I should rephrase myself, I could buy it already, though I'll be moving to a different country soon so you can imagine with what kind of a luggage I'll be dealing with :stare: especially with being a girl xD
Anyways, good luck with your sales!!! :)
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Ashe-Kai Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I agree. You should make this into a video XD
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:iconraine-de-mer:
Raine-de-Mer Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
I found this Horror-Movie for you: [link]
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:iconartstrac:
artstrac Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
cool
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UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
I still think you should have these journals acted out on youtube.
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Projectlazy Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
2000 points for the dog!
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
o__O

*sprays with mace* He's mine you evil thing >:[
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:iconprojectlazy:
Projectlazy Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
ok 2050 pts but it's the best I can do.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I creeped your gallery and see a shih tzu in there~

who also has separation anxiety like mine XD
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:iconprojectlazy:
Projectlazy Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
thanks for the creeping. Did the linked article help give you anything to work with?
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Oh, sorry I didn't click the link.

Tho I went ahead and bought a dog stroller so.. that allowed me to take him to the grocery store :XD:. Other than that he stays with my parents so he's doing good.
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Angiebutt Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh shoot, I was hoping to purchase the dog.
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
nobody gets my baby D:

No one! He's miinneeeeeee lol
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Angiebutt Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But sharing is caring ;^;
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madnessBeniHime Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel like I'm watching Tv-shop...but a more amusing kind XD
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
:XD:
next thing Ill be advertising juicers..
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:iconmadnessbenihime:
madnessBeniHime Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
as long as there is Sephiroth prints on them ....
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:iconashe-kai:
Ashe-Kai Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I think we should be able to buy Sephiroth himself. Naked. Naked Sephiroth.
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:iconmadnessbenihime:
madnessBeniHime Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or Reno...or Kadaj o:
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:iconashe-kai:
Ashe-Kai Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Or Yazu
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MissRiku Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You wouldn't happen to have comforters (big blankets) would you? My sister needs a new one and I think her pay card has finally been activated (it takes like 2 weeks to go through).
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Hiya

The largest thing available is a fleece blanket thats 60" x 80 ". So that's the size of a queen-sized bed.
A "double" bed is 54" x 75".

Though it is not a thick stuffed blanket, it's still polar fleece :3
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MissRiku Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
She might get one if she has the money but she still needs a comforter... I'm trying to convince her to get one of sephy. lol That won't fly though because she says it would be awkward when her boyfriend comes to visit.

I want to order something too but I still have to wait a few more weeks for my pay card to activate completely. Plus we have a bunch of freeloaders that are staying with us for another week or more.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
lol! No one likes freeloaders.

I have a theory that her b/f would only benefit from his g/f staring at naked Sephiroth on her bed :XD:

but Im weird that way. :hug:
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MissRiku Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Although I don't think he would care either since he's not the jealous type.
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xReDMemory Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I'd buy the pillow,there's only 1 left,though,hope it won't get sold by the time i'm able to order it (i can only order it afternoon).
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Oh, one more question- I got the Paypal notice, however, the characters for your address do not show up.

I need your address in roman characters ( so english alphabet)
could you send me a private Note with your address in English?

Thanks :hug:
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xReDMemory Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I sent you the note,hope i understood you correctly (i'm totally zoned out right now so i had to read it like 4 times to realize what you meant :iconlazycryplz:).
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
aww its ok! We'll figure this out :XD:
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xReDMemory Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I hope i find the right undies for this situation.
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I'm not sure which one, but I'm sure it will be there ;D

if not I can make another one for you :hug:
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