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Blankies and dogs?

Journal Entry: Tue May 21, 2013, 8:16 AM




Even though summer is imminent, you often find yourself on your couch, watching Honey Boo Boo, thinking; "I'm rather chilly o_o. OMG I'M CHILLY." . :iconitscoldplz:
 As weak first-worlders, we would rather blast the air conditioning and bundle up then turn it down and rely on the earth to temperature regulate humanity.  
 Then you look to your left, and find a sub-standard looking male of the species sitting there beside you, nurturing his growing gut with his third can of beer, and complaining that you never watch what he wants to watch. :iconverynotimpressedplz: <___<
 What could instantly make you feel better both temperature wise, and company wise?

Why, an Undertaker blankie of course! :iconhurrhurrplz:. You can now watch Honey Boo Boo and literally, physically wrap yourself in life-size Undie love, while adding a layer of protection between you and that human sitting beside you.
For the love of God, don't share the blanket. Only your skin cells are good enough for this blanket.

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You can also sprawl over the blanket, and technically lie on him! Or tie it with a little elastic band around your shoulders and make a superhero cape!

**Please note, The Undertaker blanket I have in my Etsy shop atm, however, I can put any of my artwork on a blanket for you. Just send me a Note!

"OMG KOJI WHERE CAN I GET THIS AWESOME, CUDDLY, POLAR FLEECE BLANKET I LOVE SO MUCH AND WOULD RATHER BUY THEN HAVE THAT TOOTH CAPPED?" :iconpervyundertakerplz:

WHY IN MY ETSY SHOP RIGHT HERE: www.etsy.com/listing/151699861…

   But what is a Undertaker blanket without the matching throw pillow? Everyone LOVES throw pillows. There are only 5 so far, but if people like them, there shall be more! Soon, my store will have a double-sided pillow with Grell/Undie! Or Genesis/Seph! Of any artwork you like :heart:

The DOG loves the throw pillows. You love the throw pillows~ :iconrainbowwaveplz3:

  Back to the DOG loving the throw pillows. See how much YOU love throw pillows? :iconcheshiregrellplz:

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Which can be purchased, Yes! At my new Etsy shop where you will find other pillow case covers: www.etsy.com/listing/151790056…

"Gee Koji, this all is so overwhelming, and your dog is so cute! I realize this is totally random, but I have all these pencils and pens cluttering up my room and I'd love to store them in something functional, yet fashionable!"
  This is a job for Pencil cases! I only have 2 available for now, but you can have a Sephiroth Pencil case OR a Zack fair pencil case! In My new Etsy store:  www.etsy.com/listing/151795731…

 "Lastly, are you really mailing them yourself Koji? Will your DNA be on the package? Will you mail them with LOVE?"

Yes. Yes I will.  Now I'm not sure exactly what type of DNA you're looking for there, missy...but get your mind out of the gutter >:[

....or email me in private and I might part with...OH WAIT no, that would be silly.

MY SHOP: www.etsy.com/shop/BishiCentral…

Dog not included in any purchase.

:iconbravoplz:

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foulscreen Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't buy any of these things, and I'd steer clear of your adorable fluffy chocolate and milk baby considering your clear warning,

but Wow.

You kind of advertise like the Satan himself. I should watch you.
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
:B why thank you!
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NuMetalWolf Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
..............

Wait...... You sell....... Things???? (.______.)

Wow..... Love you man.... (o____o)
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BVBfallenangel12 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahhhh that's so amazing :)
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
I know isn't he handsome?

OH WAIT- you mean the blankets?

:XD: ( k, yeah I just luv my dog.. thanks! :hug: )
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BVBfallenangel12 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah, but undertaker is sexy :3 :faint:
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narutogoldylocks Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me laugh so hard xD Koji, you are too much. I wish I had money to buy your lovely items :'(
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K-Koji Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
lol <3
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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
LOL! I absolutely LOVE your advertising! It makes me laugh really hard. :meow:

'Will your DNA be on the package?' <--- This is a must. :P (kidding!)
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K-Koji Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
XD :heart:

Yes. It comes with DNA.
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